I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
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We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
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Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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