That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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