I was just at the urinal, started to go, then farted, then said oh yea out loud, then heard someone move in the stall behind me
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
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