WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
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He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
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Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
he high fived his dick after we had sex
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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