So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
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Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
I asked a lamppost to be my valentine. Also: I'm wearing a sombrero. We need more sombrero in our lives.
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
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