): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
So my Christmas cards this year will be my mug shot with my kids face photo shopped next to me....too ghetto?
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
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