I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
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We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
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Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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