I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
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Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
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It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
So we hooked up and then instead of texting me, he endorsed me on LinkedIn for Microsoft Word a few days later
TURNS OUT they were both cheating. Like the Gift of the Magi except for shitty people
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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