Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
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