Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
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