You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
Just found out my drug dealer is also a porn star. It's a good day.
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
This couple is walking their pig around campus
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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