I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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