We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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