Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
He chugged from a bottle of wine and then we had pretend sex
How do you have pretend sex?
It was bad...so it was pretend
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
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