I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
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Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
WHAT THE FUCK JASON, WHY IS THERE A FREE BLOW JOBS BY LISA SIGN IN MY FRONT LAWN WITH MY PHONE NUMBER ON IT?! PEOPLE ARE PULLING INTO MY DRIVEWAY!
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
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After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
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