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I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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