Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
Turns out vomit takes off spray tan.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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