I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
What can I say, I bounce back quick. Never thought the line "my turtle died" would get me so many free drinks last night
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I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
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I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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