Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
Thanks for getting me stoned. My manager started quizzing me about the menu and I struggled until he asked me to describe the tortilla soup. I said "tasty"
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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