I want to have your abortion
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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