I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
Apparently the last thing they remember of me was me stumbing into a bathroom, then falling out 5 minutes later clutching a butter knife repeating "ketamine goes in my face hole"
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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