Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
Went to the doctors. She saw my " I love beer" tattoo. All she said was " My drunken tat is of just one word. "Cornnuts.". Then said Mexico was "awesome." And sent me on my way. Yeah. She's my favorite doctor.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
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