I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
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As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
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Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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