yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
From the crime scene it appears that I attempted to throw up into a candle.
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
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oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
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Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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