just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
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