It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
I'm hiding in my office refusing to turn the light on holding puke down stealing and shoveling down the meeting snacks and regretting my poor life choices. goldfish crackers are like crack to me right now. how is your day?
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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