Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
how can u be prego again
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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