Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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