i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
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He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
I am one with the molecules
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Yes, you can go into Petsmart drunk but the cats awaiting adoption don't appreciate the soft pretzels squeezed through their cages.
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
that blonde bartender and I racked up an impressive mini bar bill last night
Mini bar? Did you get a hotel room?
Yeah, the last thing I need right now is a chick with an insane clown posse tattoo knowing where I live
That’s legit
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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