Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
Question: If I woke up with one eyebrow mysteriously missing, do I shave the other one to match?
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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