babies were throwing up all over the place
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
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i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
My mom said she saw you at the bar last night and asked how you were. She said, you replied with, "Oh you know, just knocked up."
Figured I'd get right to the point
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
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unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
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