if you like me you must not know who I am
is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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