Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
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