brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
I'm not sure what's more surprising, the fact that she said I reminded her of Danny Devito, or the fact that it got me laid.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
he laminated a picture of his dick.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
It's never too late to be topless.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
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