I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
Pretty sure I just slept with Elmo.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
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I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
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You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
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