so, totally just picked up a pack of red bull, and some magnum condoms and the old woman at the register's tone went from "hi blah how are you" to "oh....how YOU DOIN'?" she knew what was up
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
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Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
This is the minute she broke up with me. If you're receiving this mass text, you are one for the girls who made me promise to text you at this point.
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I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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