Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
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