So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
he puts the penis in happiness.
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
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