Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
Randomize
