Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
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His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
Threw up on the baby. National Tequila Day is the eve of National I'm A Horrible Nanny Day.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
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we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
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