Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
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