So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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