You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
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I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
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I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
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