did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
We found you passed out clutching your purse. There was 16oz of unopened cheddar cheese inside. You just kept saying SALSA YES.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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