You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
Dude I left his house at 5:30 a.m. after you peed on his front door and then tried to fight me for my blanket. Don't even do that at my house or I will end you.
hahahahaha. Worst. Text. Ever.
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