If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
Randomize
