I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
She told me I was starting to look like a mermaid with herpes and I needed to stop it.
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
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