what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
Randomize
