I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I woke up to a bunch of college seniors jacking off a horse in my face. Geuss who didnt move in time?
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.
You did a keg stand on the toilet?!
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
The low-flow toilet at my office cannot handle the intensity of this hangover.
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
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