Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
He started telling people I was Stephen Hawking's son. When that didnt fly he switched to Tony Romo's cousin
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
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