They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
Moan for me like Helen Keller
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
it's great music for shaving your balls
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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