thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
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