You can bone my sister, but I will end our friendship if you write 'LOLERS' one more time at the end of your texts.
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
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She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
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You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
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