Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
just woke up in my neighbors garage.
scratch that. I'm like 6 miles from my house in a random garage.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
Randomize
