We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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