Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
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Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
That was an excessively violent trivia night
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The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
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