I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
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