just tell him i said nine months
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
my grandpa was trying to put butter into the pepsi and i'm like "grandpa what are you doing" and he looks down and goes "well i guess that wouldn't taste good anyway"
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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